The DevOps song

Kurt

When you're alone and deployments go wrong
You can always go - DOWNTIME.

When you've got crashes causing dozens of alerts
Seems to help I know - DOWNTIME.

Just listen to the devs telling this is only minor
after installing the bug fix everything is finer.
How can you lose?

The systems are never stable there
but you can forget all your alerts,
forget all your cares so go - DOWNTIME

Things will be great when you're - DOWNTIME
No finer state for sure - DOWNTIME
Everything's waiting to recover.

Don't hang around and let a stracktrace surround you
Just restart the server - DOWNTIME.
Maybe you know some little tools to support and to help you - DOWNTIME.

Just look into the logs of that server super-nova
It will be running soon before the night is over
stable again.

The warning lights are much brighter there
you can forget all your alerts, forget all your cares so go - DOWNTIME

Where all the server-racks are bright - DOWNTIME
waiting for you tonight - DOWNTIME
they're gonna be alright now - DOWNTIME
DOWNTIME
DOWNTIME

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
A DevOp who is just like you and lends a gentle hand to guide Devs along.

So maybe I'll see you there
we can forget all our alerts, forget all our cares so go - DOWNTIME
Things will be great when you're - DOWNTIME
don't wait a minute more - DOWNTIME
Everything is waiting for you - DOWNTIME
DOWNTIME
DOWNTIME
DOWNTIME
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